joke, husband store

>> THE HUSBAND STORE
>>
>> A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, Texas where a
>> woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
>> entrance is a description of how the store operates: "You may visit
>> the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the
>> men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a
>> catch. You may choose any man from a particular floor or you may
>> choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit
>> the building!"
>>
>> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
>> floor the sign on the door reads "Floor 1 - These men have jobs." The
>> second floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love
>> kids."
>>
>> The third floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids,
>> and are extremely good-looking." "Wow," she thinks, but feels
>> compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and reads the
>> sign: "Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead
>> good-looking and help with the housework."
>>
>> "Oh! Mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
>> Still, she goes to the fifth floor. The sign reads, "Floor 5 - These
>> men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the
>> housework, and have a strong romantic streak."
>>
>> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor. The sign
>> reads, "You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
>> this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
>> impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
>>
>> Watch your step as you exit the building and have a nice day!"
>>
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